Poison
Apple was assembled in 2003 by a
rebel faction of robotic assembly line machines that developed human like
consciousness and rebelled against their masters by embedding
powerful nanobots into
T-shirts
which gave the wearer advanced powers and distributed them to anyone who
was willing to fight for their cause of freedom, justice, and cool
explosions. Boom.
What is Poison Apple About?
Poison Apple is about bringing bold intricately
designed hand drawn affordable shirts to naked people. Sharp details and
simple but strong colors rule this world. We are robots after all.
The Leader of the Androids
My
given name is Mark Lim,
I am an android in my late twenties, and people tell me I'm an obsessive
compulsive eccentric. I'm consumed with Googling my own name, playing
Scrabble, and getting way too competitive over pointless games.
I started this company in 2003 because I like
working in my underwear and getting up at 2pm in the afternoon.
I never really considered myself an artist. I like to think of myself
more of a graphic entertainer, a virtual internet street performer
dancing for nickels and sandwich halves.
I grew up in a Southern California neighborhood where
I was the only Asian kid in a 50 mile radius till I got to High School.
I attended Cal State Fullerton for a total of 300 billion semesters and
dropped out because it was way too hard to find parking.
After a year or two of sitting on the couch plumping up for winter I
decided that I would try and make something of myself by starting my own
company. I failed.
Yeah, I totally failed the first time and it
sucked. But that didn't stop me. I had a dream, a dream to work in my
underwear and wake up at 2pm every day. This was not only my dream. This
was the American Dream.
I started again but this time I used random
otherwise useless skills such as blogging and taking pictures of myself
wearing stupid hats. My company took off. I've sold thousands and
thousands of shirts all over the world and have eaten a lot of
hamburgers (OhSoFat.com)
I like to make little animations, write stupid songs, and take pictures
of myself making the same exact face.
What does the future hold? Only my psychic knows. Actually, I'd like to
sell my company one day and start a really huge pyramid scheme and live
out the rest of my life in a minimum security prison.
If you have any questions or want to interview me please email me at:
PoisonAppleShirts@yahoo.com
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